OINK OINK WWWWWWEEEEEEE!

Smiling little pigs!
We like smiley things right now.
Cheers us right on up.
~*~KeKe~*~

Why am I smiling?
Cuz I just pooped in your shoe!
Feel the squishiness!
~*.*Panky*.*~

BWWWWAAAAAA!

Dang metal braces.
I wanted Invasalign.
I am a poor shark.
~*~KeKe~*~

I want to be cool.
So I went and ate a cage.
It tastes like Creole.
~*.*Panky*.*~

Those darn fish at school.
They keep making fun of me.
Beats having glasses.
~~K*Roll

The amazing inflatable BOOGER!!!!

That is a talent.
What an amazing young boy.
Make me a poodle!
~*~KeKe~*~

That boy is nekkid.
I want a nose balloon too!
Make yourself a bra!!
~*.*Panky*.*~

A phallic balloon.
It's coming out of his nose.
Doesn't belong there!
~~K*Roll

eat me! EAAAAAT MEEEEEEEEEE!

Yummy fish head soup.
It sure does a body good.
Omega 3 oils!
~*~KeKe~*~

Fish heads, fish heads, yeah!
Roly Poly fish heads YEAH!
Eat them up YUMMERS!
~*.*Panky*.*~
(disclaimer: this is panky's worst haiku ever)

Whatchu lookin' at?
My food is staring at me.
I can't eat it now.
~~K*Roll

Ronald McDonald got a MO??

You can be cool too.
Buy our mohican wig now!
All your friends will stare.
~*~KeKe~*~

That Bitch stole my hair.
My skin tone doesn't match his.
I want my scalp back!
~*.*Panky*.*~

Join us....

Beautiful clone chicks.
I feel like I'm in Utah.
But where's the blond hair?
~*~KeKe~*~

Botox injections.
HELP! I can't stop smiling!
Dude, watch my head spin.
~*.*Panky*.*~

Attack of the Clones.
You're not so perfect now, bitch!
At least *I* have HAIR!
~~K-Roll

Here I go come again.

Flying dead person.
This is so unusual.
I want to see it!
~*~KeKe~*~

That is effing cool!
The Human Body at work.
I want to barf now.
~~K-Roll

OMG what the...
I'm going to effing cry.
Then I will eat it.
~*.*Panky*.*~

Eat me??? No. I eat you!

Cousin to Jabba.
Brother to the Rock Biter.
He needs an agent.
~*~KeKe~*~

My icecream has eyes.
I think I just wet my pants.
I'ma have bad dreams :(
~*.*Panky*.*~

Scary ice cream cone.
Dairy Queen gets her revenge.
No ice cream for me.
~~KRoll