You know you want me.

I am a gangsta.
Naw, I am a gangsta bitch.
Woof to the Wizz-ooof.
~*~KeKe~*~

You best step off bitch.
I'ma bite your fingers off.
Guard Dog this biatch!
~*.*panky*.*~

This is not my dog.
My dog is cuter than this.
My dog has no hat.
~~K-Roll

BONZAI!

Poor little kitties.
Why are they in a melon?
Whats with the water???

Bonzai kitty cats.
THEY'RE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!
Meow meow hiss hiss meow.
~*.*Panky*.*~

These kitties are cute.
Hair in my watermelon?
Not cute anymore.
~~ K-Roll

Mr. Bean is a Qtip??

Q-tips in ears, BAD.
Try to refrain from poking.
You will jam wax in.
~*~KeKe~*~

That ear has hot legs!
I wish my ears had legs too!
Mine wouldn't wear shoes.
~*.*Panky*.*~

Clean your ears daily.
Don't forget between the legs.
That gets dirty too.
~~K-Roll

Funky Chicken

This is a fat chick.
Getting gastric bypass soon.
Fat chicks need love too.
~*~KeKe~*~

Mommy I'm afraid.
It looks like something I pooped.
OH NO!! ITS ALIVE!!!
~*.*Panky*.*~

Fuzzy chicks are cute.
But this fuzzy chick is not.
It kinda scares me.
~~K-Roll

Little Bunny Foo-Foo

HA HA! I got you!
Stay out of my dang garden!
Piece of crap rabbit!
~*~KeKe~*~

A Chinese rabbit.
It was plugging my toilet.
Did it dig its way?
~~ K-Roll

WAKE UP YOU RABBIT!!
You stay out of my toilet.
That's where my poop goes.
~*.*panky*.*~

Make Love Not War

Is this chick alive?
She looks so dang peaceful there.
Torpedos are cool.
~*~KeKe~*~

She has sex with bombs.
But that bomb is just too big.
Hope it don't go BOOM!
~~K-Roll

Naked in the woods.
I can see a bum TEEHEE!
Poke it with a stick!!!!
~*.*Panky*.*~

SHE'S gonna git ya...

Taste the dang rainbow,
Or she will get you at night.
Barfing up skittles.
~*~KeKe~*~

OH! PRETTY COLORS!!
I want death by skittles too!
What a tasty death.
~*.*Panky*.*~

Double you tee eff?
I am at a loss for words.
Now I want Skittles.
~~K-Roll

Its gonna gitcha!

Scary thing eats fruit.
It wants the guys hand much more.
Lizard biding time.
~*~KeKe~*~

Hey chubby lizard!
That lizard has thunder thighs.
I want to poke it.
~*.*Panky*.*~

I have a lizard.
My lizard's bigger than yours.
Mine will eat man flesh.
~~K-Roll

Art imitates life?

What the HECK is this?
An artist got paid for this?
I am really scared.
~*~KeKe~*~

That poor sad turtle.
He can't breathe under Buddha.
Put that thing away!
~*.*Panky*.*~

Don't give me that look!
You are the naked one here!
Put that thing away!
~~K-Roll

Ah, the Summertime

His popsicle melts.
Popsicles give you brain freeze.
His brain is frozen.
~~K-Roll

This happened to me.
Bad lactose intolerance.
Dairy popsicle.
~*~KeKe~*~

He has lumpy head.
Better than a lumpy butt.
Must be a disease.
~*.*Panky*.*~

First Post

Brown egg and a spoon.
Please don't make me eat the egg.
Eggs I eat are white.
~*~KeKe~*~

Chicken and the spoon
Chicken scared of reflection.
Chicken is chicken.
~~K-Roll

That egg looks like poop.
Good chickens use the toilet.
That's a bad chicken.
~*.*Panky*.*~